Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.
Imagine your OTP going to an ice or roller rink. Person A is surprisingly (or unsurprisingly) fantastic at skating, while Person B has much more trouble. Person A watches and tries not to laugh as Person B fumbles around, attempting not to fall on their face. (Bonus: Person B accidentally falls on Person A and they end up in an awkward position.)
Lostprophets - We Bring An Arsenal.
I really like u but you are an ocean and I’m just a more impressive ocean with cooler and stronger sharks
i just want any excuse to do anything other than work on this right now